*The Camera cuts to the backstage area where Rhyno190 is seen with his Pwnge Championship draped over his shoulder. The crowd can be heard cheering.*
Rhyno190: "Yo ASWS Universe! I'm your Pwnge Champion and so far I am undfeated! I've beaten Zibens and Lafayboy. You could say I am now the best ASWS has to offer. And next week, I'll put my title on the line against Zibens, and no matter how hard he tries I'll still walk out ASWS Pwnage Champion!"
*The crowd cheers once again.*
Rhyno190: "But right now I want to talk about something else. I want to talk about how much you fans support me. Since starting here I've sold over 500 shirts, 500 hats, 300 posters, and 600 DVD box sets. That proves that I'm already a fan favourite and let me tell you all, I don't wrestle for money...I wrestle for the fans! The titles, the experiences, they're all great but for me, the fans come first. I'm sick of hearing all these wrestlers talk about money as if it's the only thing that matters in this business. I hate all those selfish, worthless, freaking loonies that wrestle purely for money. They don't understand this business or you fans. But I do and I will continue to wrestle for you fans! Remember, I'm your Pwnage Champion...Peace out dudes!"
*Rhyno190 exits the shots as the camera slowly fades to black.*